Does This Outfit Make Me Look Gay? February 27
What the hell is a Doodlebop? Is it some new form of mind-altering drug ruining our youth? Does it make you dress in painfully-colored clothing and frolic like it’s Pride Parade Day in San Francisco? Why do I keep hearing about how “huge Doodlebops are” when I’ve never personally experienced a Doodlebop. I mean, let’s face it, if something’s “huge” around here… I’d know about it!
I always thought I was in the loop on new drugs used recreationally for mind-altering purposes, but I have to say, if it makes you look like this, I don’t ever want one! Their color choices make the artist in me want to spray paint graffiti on a Van Gogh while chopping both ears off. The horror! “Ugly color” makes baby Jesus cry and makes me feel unhinged. Keep the Doodlebops far, far away from me! For the love of god!!
Apparently they are going to be creating public nausea at The Orleans Arena tomorrow. Here’s an article on the Las Vegas Sun, if you dare read more…
Vegas Foreclosure Houses Mar 8
If these aliens come near me i am running. What the hell is goin on in our world is this entertainment? And las Vegas is the entertainment center of the world do we need aliens?
Atlantic City Mar 11
We haven’t had them yet in Atlantic City yet - but I can feel its only a matter of time.