Guest Column: Summer the Stripper - “Genius Bathroom Designers” August 1

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Being a stripper here in Las Vegas always has its perks, for sure. Sure, you make decent money while dancing for parties and what-have-you, but there are the other over-looked perks, too, such as becoming an expert previewer of every high-end hotel suite in Las Vegas! When you think about it, out-call strippers or escorts get more “hands-on” experience at more hotel rooms than anyone else in town! *drum hit*

Last Saturday night was one good example of that… A good friend of mine gave me a heads up on a bachelor party who was asking for some girls to come by and dance at their room at the Palms Hotel. I got a second girl lined up to go with me and we made our way over to the Palms around 2am. The new Fantasy Tower there has its fair share of awesome, custom designed suites, for sure. The sky lofts (including the Playboy Suite you might have seen in their ads) have small pools on the east end of the building, outside, over-looking the Las Vegas Strip. There’s the Hard Court Suite with a basketball court included in your room (they will even supply cheerleaders but they are an extra charge), there’s another one with a small bowling alley (and downstairs from it - whatever room that is - is notorious for having pissed off guests that end up being comped hotel guests,) and the one I got to check out Saturday night was the Celebrity Suite. It’s every bachelor party’s dream come true. Behind the nicely-designed wet bar is a huge window that looks into a large room with shower-heads all around it, featuring a stripper pole in the center of the shower area! This is bachelor party genius, I’m telling you. …And of course, don’t forget the colorful dance club lighting and music piped in there to complete the whole effect, as well.

The girl I chose to come along with me helped figure out what kind of bachelor party we were going to give for the tips they provided at the beginning of the show (we always like to see what people’s budgets are so we can give the best show for the price instead of being tipped along the way and constantly counting money - that sort of ruins the vibe for them and it’s usually less bang for their buck, so to speak.) After deciding what our plan of attack would be, I started dancing around the room for every member of the party (especially the bachelor, naturally) while my friend stripped naked and put on a show on the pole in the shower room for the guys waiting for their dance. Pretty awesome… Who ever came up with the idea for a stripper pole shower room should be given some sort of award!!

Editor’s Note: I’m pretty sure this concept was invented by my good friend and lap dance pioneer - Steve Braudway - back in 1993. He’s probably still anxiously waiting for his royalty checks to start coming in…

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